Course FInalize

"How will I do CS718(S/W Architecture) , I do'nt know java yaar"
vijay "You can do anything man see me i am taking GCC "
Me "No yaar your programming is really good "
Vijay "No man"
Dinesh as usual to demoralize "Do you know this course is for those who worked in in industry ?"
me "achha so you think i should take only one good course:"
dinesh "definitly yarr rajnish maan ja i am tellining you know nahi tou bad me pachtaoge "

me "I do'nt care i know i can't score more than BC in this course
But what will i do throughout the semester".

Jeetu "abe kuch bhi lo bas ITPM mat chhodna"
me "nahi yar most probably mai ITPM nahi lunga, abe tu bhi mat le yar bahut competion rahega yar , bangaliyo se panga mai tou nahi le sakta....."

Jeetu "abe nahi kam se kam aise subjects me tou unse na hi daro "
me "abe tum logo ka group ban tou gaya h kya problem h"

Jeetu "abe nahi yar tu UPTU vala banda h aise subject me tu jaruri h yar..."
me "achha sale...........nahi yar"
Dinesh tu jeetu "abe tu issse mat bol ye hamesha ulta chalta h ........issse bol ki ITPM mat le "

me "nahi yar kam se kam is bahane java tou sikh jaunga yar
aur han dinesh tu embeded ko audit kyun nahi kar leta aur baki subject jeetu vale rakh le ......."

both "nahi be vo tou mera(dinesh)/ iska(jeetu) future h be "
me ''mmmmmmmmmm'
dinesh "han yar audit me vo regularty nahi ban pati you know "

jeetu to me "abe tu yar ITPM mat chhod yar tera BB tou usme pakka aa jayega "
me "aur Rajesh sir bhi tou ITPM nahi le rahe h .........."
both "abe vo tou is bar 10 pointer banane ki firaq me h aur unhe pata h ITPM me unka AA aa nahi sakta ................isi liye vo NR/TD le rahe h , tumhe bhi 10 pointer banana h kya "

me "nahi bhaya hame pata h apni okat ..?????"
aur jain sahab aa gaye ............
jain to me "haann ab batao kon se subject le rahe ho ............"
me "HSS, Program derivation, Soft archect aur............."
me "aur ane among coastal aur CATARA"
jain "han yahi sun na chaha raha tha me tumhare muhhhh se "
me "are nahi bhaiya majak kar raha tha main you marna thoda hi h "

jain "nahi bhai tum tou kar sakte ho..."
me "hun sale harami .."

jeetu "chalo be ajj gym nahi karna kya "
me 'nahi yar tabiyat kharab h sayad bukhar aa raha h '

jeetu "tum sale Dinesh ka ch**** bana rahe ho abhi pahunch jaoge vahan pe "
me "nahi be seriosly aj tabiyat kharab h "

Ankur "aur beta kya tabiyat kharab h kya "
me "han yar"
Ankkur "beta gym vim mat karna nahi tou mar jaoge "
me "nahi be........."
Ankur "aur han kambal odh ke late jao beta "
me "nahi ne abhi itna bhi nahi h"

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Me and dinesh in mess .......eating food
me "aaj tou beta jalebi mil rahi h "
dinesh "aaj khana sahi baana hh"
me "han yar inki sweet tou hamesh hi achhi hoti h "
me "han fever me nimbu(lemon) nahi khate na "
dinesh "nahi be sab chlta h ....."
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in the room ""
someone knocked the yar............
dinesh "yes it is opoend"
one guy "han 5th floor pe ajj 9.30 pm pe meeting hotel ki agar aap anaa chaho tou"
me ""OK..""

me "ja yar mera tou mann nahi ho raha h"
dinesh "han yar canteen me chicken nahi milta uski complain karni h "
me "han jaaa"

and then i started writing this blog..||||

An Interesting story.

Today we are living in the world of computer and IT.Computer is used in every field of our everyday life. And most of You know that Allan Turing was the father of computer science.And what else we know about him?.His parents were resident of Orissa, India.
His father Julius Mathison Turing was an officer in Indian civil service. And he wanted to educate his children in U.K. hence Turing was born and got education in U.K.But his father continue to serve in Civil Service. Turing Derived many algorithm of computer science and the first machine which human being used for computation was named as turing machine(Later called computer). One day his working on a cryptographic problem, he recieved a call from his friend and they schedule the stay at allen's home(as turing was homosexul). Those days homosexuality was banned in UK. Their security guard saw them and complain.Turing was sent to jail and he face a lot of torture. As a punishment he was given the vaccine and breast was grown up to him(To make him women).
Later on one day turing was found dead at his home. He commit sucide by eating Cynide . Hence this was the end of all of computer engineer's father.

Do we really produce them?

One idea which very often comes in my mind that are we really producing computer engineers in our colleges.Can we imagine computer Science without mathmatics yes you may be right.Earlier I used to think why not Some of you may also think so.But it is ~99....1% .Yes but today we are producing 1 lac + computer and IT engineer per year.But Computer engineer is not only one who can write program and can handle other tricks.They are something more.I do become very irritate when I compare the lacs of engineers being produced in various institutes throught the country and that of being produced By IIT's and other good institute.And all the difference goes into mathmatical ability.There is no focus on mathmatics in our university and somewhere even there is no course available for CS,IT in mathmatics.We forget that most of the theories and algorithm of computer science are given by mathmatician.And even computer science is generated from Electrical and mathmatics.

My Time pass poem

MAYKASE SE

HOTO SE PIKAR JAAM AAJ MAI GHAYAL HUN!
JANE VO KON SA MEET H, JISME MAI PAGAL HUN!
JAAM KI DO BUNDE HOTO SE LAGTI H KABHI JAB!
JANNAT KE DARSHAN HOTE H HUMKO TOU BAS USI PAL!
AAJ FIR SONE SE PAHLE YAD UNKI AA GAYI!
AISA LAGTA H HAME TOU MAR DALEGI JUDAI!
AAJ FIR JAANE KAHAN SE SAMNE MERE VO AYI!
KHAWAB H YA H HAQIQAT YA KI H UNKI PARCHHAYI!
BHULNA CHAHA THA JITNA YAD UTNI H VO AYI!
AISA LAGTA H HAME TOU MAR DALEGI JUDAI!
CHANDNI FIR SE VANHI H ,CHAND BHI APNI JAGAH H !
MAI TOU APNI HI JAGAH HUN BAS TU HI TOU DOOR GAYI H !
BEWAFFA TUMSE SE SAHI TOU SARAB KI PYALI HI H !
ISKO PI KAR DIL MERA KAM SE KAM KHALI NAHI H !
ITNI SIDDAT SE KABHI TUM PYAR KARNA KARNA KISI SE!
ROK NA PAOGE FIR TUM RASTE KE MAYKASE(SARABKHANA) SE !
TUMKO BHI SARA JAMANA KAH KE BULAYEGA SARABI!
TUM ME BHI FIR YE DUNIYA DHUND LEGI LAKHO KHARABI!
ISS SE BEHTAR TOU YAHI H, CHOT DO DIL KO ABHI SE !
KAVEL TABHI BACH SAKTE HO RASTE KE MAYKASE SE !